You can bring Pearl,
She's a darn nice girl,
But don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Rose
With her turned up nose,
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu always wants to do,
What the boys don't want to do,
When she struts her stuff around,
London bridge is falling down.

You can bring cake
Or Porterhouse steak,
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu gets blue
And she goes cuckoo
Like a clock up on the shelf,

She's the kind of smartie
Who breaks up every party,
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu,
She'll come by herself.

You can bring Nan
With the old deadpan
But don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Tess
With her no and yes
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here & redder there
How can we boys keep our heads
Bulls go wild when they see red

You can bring peas 
And crackers and cheese, 
But don't bring Lulu.

Give her two beers 
And she tears portieres 
And she throws stuff off the shelf!

When she loves with feeling, 
The boys all hit the ceiling.
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu, 
She'll come by herself.

You can bring Nan
With the old deadpan
But don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Tess
With her no and yes
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here & redder there
How can we boys keep our heads
Bulls go wild when they see red

You can bring peas 
And crackers and cheese, 
But don't bring Lulu.

Give her two beers 
And she tears portieres 
And she throws stuff off the shelf!

When she loves with feeling, 
The boys all hit the ceiling.
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu, 
She'll come by herself.

